I really don’t understand chance sometimes. I’m not sure if you can call “meeting someone adorable who you click with and who is predictably moving away in a week via a social media app” “chance” though. Am I responsible for this?
Either way I feel there’s a reason for everything, but I’m not sure what the reason for this was. Maybe it’s to set a good, high standard for men I date?
when people complain that nobody reblogs their selfies
"i was hoping you could help me solve the mystery of the horny beast."